Signed Table Scraps Novel
You know those days when your girlfriend breaks up with you, and you’re brutally murdered by a werewolf only to be resurrected as a flesh-eating monster, doomed to walk the earth until the werewolf dies?
Cole is having one of those days.
After waking on a slab with a lumberjack-looking mortician stapling his chest back together, Cole is given a xeroxed pamphlet full of Ghoul Rules and welcomed into the world of the undead. Now he has one way out: Track down and kill the beast that made him this way.
As Cole stumbles through a shadowy world of monsters, vampire brothels, and secret werewolf societies, he must try to find a sense of closure with his past relationship while coming to terms with his death and new life as a flesh-eating creature of the night.
Between hallucinations of talking cookies, run-ins with gremlins, and a wolf girl who might be the only one worth saving, survival means rewriting the rules of what it means to be a monster.
Darkly funny, grotesque, and bizarrely heartfelt, Table Scraps is a horror-comedy about identity, appetite, and finding scraps of humanity when the world wants you to feast.
deathless bundle
In order to rid himself of the ancient entity in his head, Douglas must overcome his own fear and insecurity, and help the being fulfill its mission. Unfortunately for Douglas, the people who must be stopped happen to be his roommates.
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deathless issue one
In order to rid himself of the ancient entity in his head, Douglas must overcome his own fear and insecurity, and help the being fulfill its mission. Unfortunately for Douglas, the people who must be stopped happen to be his roommates.
deathless issue two
Doug and the entity inside of him have to learn to tolerate each other while facing the first Stone Keeper: The Dungeon Master.
deathless issue three
Doug learns more about the entity inside of him while facing a terrifyingly strong stonekeeper. Will he get torn apart? Yes. Can he piece himself back together? We’ll find out!
play it again
While packing his belongings after a world-shattering break-up, a man is sucked into his record player, thrown back in time, and forced to relive various moments of his life, each specific to a song on the record. The man struggles to come to terms with his relationship, fatherhood, and who he will be once the record finally stops spinning.
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About
the creators
It all begins with an idea. Maybe you want to launch a business. Maybe you want to turn a hobby into something more. Or maybe you have a creative project to share with the world. Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.
Two best friends navigate adulthood while trying to build successful careers in the comic book industry. Each week we get together to discuss our progress and help each other through hangups and setbacks. We also talk about dating, vampires, parenting, ostriches, pitch movies, flirt with robots, and so much more!